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Dear Journal,

You fucking suck. Sell your clubs. Even the ones on order and the Artisan wedges you haven’t been fit for yet. Pick up a different hobby, like sewing or painting. Maybe you can sew a better swing together and paint a less shitty round of golf. You suck.

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bigjohntripod 1. take up needlepoint. And then make needlepoint belts and headcovers that are golf related.

  1. Make super limited runs of everything you make
  2. print money
  3. take up golf again because you got bored

    That ball striking left the course yesterday, right after the warmup range session. Perfect timing 😂😂

      bigjohntripod email them to @dphatt and I for a free analysis and or roast session depending on if you want your ego to go up or down. We are here for your pleasure. LOL

        Hope I can hit 10 shots with each club for some data. Start with the big stuff first and move down. That Hulk needs all da power 😂😂. Can’t wait to see the wedge spin numbers.

          This is what I have so far (stats I guess are still being emailed 🤷‍♂️). This is pretty much how it went. My 5i clocked 3 different distances, 185/195/215. Same swing on all three. And my 5W in the video carried 200 yards 🤷‍♂️ About what I hit my 5i. They all felt like normal shots to me. Also, driver SS was 115 with 250 carry and 1.49 smash. I don’t understand what happened? I think the launch was off but, it’s TrackMan, could it be that far off?

          bigjohntripod it will likely be smash factor and angle of attack. Shot you a PM. Let me know when you get numbers and I’ll analyze them for you

            bigjohntripod you had the 5 wood on sand wedge setting. Lol. That’s why! Look at the spin rate! The club needs to be on the right “club selection” otherwise it won’t read right.